Then I marched straight to Inemesit’s room and knocked once.
Not twice. Not timidly. Once. Sharp. Authoritative. The knock of a man who meant business.
The door opened.
And there she was β that mischievous smile again, playing at the corners of her lips like she already knew what was coming. Like she had been expecting me. Like she had already decided how this would end.
But before she could say anything β before that smile could widen into the smirk I had grown to hate β I lifted her off the ground and carried her to the bed.
No time for warm-up.
No time for romance.
No time for her to take control.
This was revenge!
I went in with all my newly acquired skills. All the research. All the training. All the squats, the six eggs, the tiger nuts, the ginger, the ancient secrets of bedroom warriors that I had found on the internet at 2 A.M. like a desperate man.
First three minutes β smooth. Buttery smooth. I was in control. Inemesit even gave me an approving nod β a small upward tilt of her chin that said, “Okay, Oga. I see you.” My confidence skyrocketed. I was flying. I was soaring. I was the king of the world.
Five minutes β still in charge. My mind was playing “Eye of the Tiger” as the soundtrack. I could hear the guitar riff in my head. I was Rocky Balboa climbing those steps. I was invincible.
Seven minutes β hmm, small cramps, but we move. Nothing serious. Just my body reminding me that I was still human. I ignored it. Humans are overrated anyway.
Ten minutes β my breathing became like an engine climbing a steep hill on a hot afternoon. The kind of engine that starts making sounds you don’t want to hear. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Fifteen minutes later β and my whole body went numb.
Then everything went black.
—
There were flashes of light in darkness, as if a search team was out in the wild looking for me with torches. I could hear my name from a distance β faint, echoing, like someone calling me from the bottom of a well. And a slight tap on my shoulder, as if a leaf from a tree right beside me was flipping and lightly hitting my skin.
Come, you sure say no be dream I dey?
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