“But wait oo, what exactly were you trying to achieve by taking all that nonsense?” she said, and I saw it — a small, knowing smile playing at the corner of her lips. Not mischievous like Inemesit’s. Something else. Something that made my stomach turn in a way that had nothing to do with the tiger nuts.
“I-I-I was only trying to keep fit,” I stammered, forcing out a smile — a faint smile, because I was weak. Because I was tired. Because I had been humbled not once, but twice, by the same girl in the same house, on the same bed, in the same afternoon.
I have learnt my lessons.
FEAR WHO GET POWER PASS YOU. E GET WHY.
This was no longer “OGA I WAN KNACK.”
This was “OGA, I DON KNACK PASS MY POWER!”
And as I lay there, my waist still cracking, my legs still shaking, and my wife rubbing my back like I was a sick child who had eaten too much candy, I made a silent promise to myself.
No more tiger nuts. No more six eggs. No more Googling “ancient secrets of bedroom warriors” at 2 A.M. No more blending banana with groundnut until my blender threatened to pack up and leave. No more raw honey mixed with ginger.
From now on, I would stick to bread and tea. I would stick to my lane. I would stick to being a man who knew his limits — even if those limits were embarrassingly low. Even if those limits were somewhere around the seven-minute mark.
As for Inemesit? She could keep her smirk. She had earned it. She had beaten me fair and square — twice.
She was the champion.
I was just a man with a cracked waist and a lot of regrets.
TO BE CONTINUED…
REPOST if you have ever tried too hard to prove a point and embarrassed yourself in front of someone who wasn’t even trying.
FOLLOW ME so you no go miss Episode Seven — because the wife is asking questions, Inemesit is smirking, and Emmanuel is wondering if his waist will ever forgive him.
🔥💖OGA I WAN KNACK💖 – EPISODE SIX – WWE SMACK DOWN RELOADED 💖🔥
