How Many Holes You See in These Shorts Determines if You’re a Narcissist

But some thinkers go even deeper.

If the holes torn in the legs go through both the front and back fabric, that means each tear may count as two holes, not one—bringing the count to 7 or even 9, depending on interpretation.

And this is where the fun begins.

What Your Answer Suggests About You
The title boldly claims this test determines narcissism—but the reality is much lighter and far more interesting.

Your answer actually reveals your cognitive style, not your personality disorder.

If you chose 2 holes:
You are highly intuitive and rely on immediate perception. You react fast and trust your instincts. You’re not overthinking—sometimes a blessing, sometimes a trap.

If you chose 5 holes:
You are logical and detail-oriented. You slow down, analyze structure, and look beyond the obvious. You enjoy puzzles that require reasoning.

If you chose 7 or 9 holes:
You think in layers. You examine physical depth, 3D space, and technical detail. This is the “engineer mind,” the type of person who sees what others overlook.

None of these traits indicate narcissism—but the title works because narcissists often want to prove they are “right,” pushing people to debate passionately in the comments.